Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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