That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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