so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
