i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Randomize
