the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
