I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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