when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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