Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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