did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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