Just fell off a train. Bad.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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