he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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