so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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