Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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