his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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