Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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