the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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