is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
