im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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