you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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