We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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