so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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