So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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