God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
tell me about the eggs
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