I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
No...this little piggys going to the bar
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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