So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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