Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
