Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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