There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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