No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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