fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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