"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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