I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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