It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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