im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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