lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
