We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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