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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She's just so happy...and so naked.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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