we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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