Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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