The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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