You made me cry and you don't even care
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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