I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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