I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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