absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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