this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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