I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Randomize
