grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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