The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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