Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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