Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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