Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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